lightandlark:

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

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kalmasis:

LORD ENGLISH HALLOWEEN.

kalmasis:

LORD ENGLISH HALLOWEEN.

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Anonymous said: Yo why tf did a dead ass Joan Rivers make a Facebook status about the iPhone 6. The internet is out of hand.

kingjaffejoffer:

This is crazy. Evidence that you can’t trust shit celebrities say about products. 

"This post appeared — briefly — on Joan’s Facebook page Friday morning … clearly the result of a pre-negotiated deal with Apple."

poop-fart-princess:

poyzn:

Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

are you KIDDING that last picture is so full of ACTION and DRAMA why aren’t we talking about it

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harrypotterfliesthetardis:

mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

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senorpacman:

senorpacman:

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Regardless of all the Readings I’ve done, this will always be my favorite one.

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vanconcastiel:

mychemgirl15:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

Fun fact: the reason that people threw tomatoes at bad actors in the medieval age was because tomatoes were thought to be poisonous to humans. They aimed for the mouths because they were trying to kill them


Well that’s a touch excessive

vanconcastiel:

mychemgirl15:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

Fun fact: the reason that people threw tomatoes at bad actors in the medieval age was because tomatoes were thought to be poisonous to humans. They aimed for the mouths because they were trying to kill them

Well that’s a touch excessive

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artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

flammable-femme:

Your feminism isn’t worth shit if it doesn’t defend trans women

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